Saturday, September 13, 2014

App Store #9



9. Apple [on your] Brain . . . 

Get smart! Connect you keppe to the infinitude of all information data. Gives you total control. And . . . absolute perfect execution. Stuck? No problem. Just swipe the "CLOUD NOW!" function and you can spend as much time as you care to fully controlled by the "Higher Power®"*, colloquially known as the final and ultimate algorithm.

The "CLOUD NOW" is set to a default time-in-use at 4 hours. Longer than than and we will call your doctor for you. And, the police. Not to worry, though. Foolproof. Never fail. Secure. 



* "Higher Power®" is a registered trademark of EmmCoTech®. 





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