You Say Walnuts, I say Coconuts

A couple decided for their 25th wedding anniversary to go to Rio where they first honeymooned. 

On their nostalgic tour it turned out that the risque' nightclub they had visited way back when was still going strong. 

Years ago one of the acts on the bill featured a man who cracked Walnuts open with his large, stiff member. Now, so many years later, he was still at it. But he was cracking Coconuts.

After the show they went backstage and approached the man. They gushed that after all these years he was even more powerful than when they first saw his act. 

"Oh, no. It's not that I've gotten stronger ... my eyesight isn't as good as it used to be."