In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where resides a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means, “Glad to meet you... but, don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.”
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's presidential run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied, "Use both hands."
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