Use It!

Ironically, I first came upon this ultimate advice in a lavatory. It was in a shop that specialized in Oriental decorative items and Buddhist books and objects such as malas, and such. It was posted on the wall, not on the TP. That's my add.

The message is ... Use it! It might not seem to worth the proverbial steam off your shit. At first. But, one way or another, it'll sink in. 

And, I promise, it won't stink in.