Jesus and God Go Golfing [The Holy Spirit Caddies]

Jesus and God Go Golfing 

[The Holy Spirit Caddies]

Jesus and God are Golfing. Hole in one! Hole in one! God decides to have a little fun with the Boy. JC plops one right smack dab in the center of a water pond. 

So, there He is, walking on the water, looking for his ball. The next golf party shows up. Sees Jesus walking on water. Someone says to God, "Hey, who does that guy think he is ... Jesus Christ!?"

God says, "Well, He is Jesus Christ. But he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

There has to be a lesson in this. Right?

How do you play Golf ... by Heaven's Rules.

Short answer: PLAY IT WHERE IT LAYS.

So, then, what is Heaven? Heaven is where you are, right now ... if, that is, you live your life according to the Rules of Heavenly Golf. That is: Play it where it lays.

You mean that I have to accept every bit of what's in front of my nose. Yes, Pilgrim. And, what's in your heart too. Every bit of it. God's keeping score, so you can't cheat; like, tossing the ball back to the green from the rough.

No worries, Pilgrim. He [HE] will give you the right club. Every time. But, you do have to commit to the rules. And, you gotta use the club(s) your "CADDY" hands you.