Mango Candidate 2020

Now that Kanye has dropped out of contention after a whirlwind 10 day campaign, we're looking for a viable candidate over the two guys who are vying for the job based on winning the battle over who's the less worst.

Mango! "You can't have the Mango!" Well, not that way. But, as Potus? ...

Yes, Mango. He checks ALL the boxes. Ethnic. Minority. Queer. Trans*. 

And, let's not forget his ancestral cross-over appeal owning to the backlash to how the Hispanic food purveyor Goya Foods has now come under fire for its CEO praising the current Prez. It's all so deplorable. Heavens to Hillary! 

  

* Don't know for sure, but the fit of the short shorts suggests so.