Eve's Conversation with the Devil
... 2022 Version
Devil: Hey there! You sweet thing.
Eve: Who, me?
Devil: I don't see any other sweet things around here. Only ... him.
Eve: So? I didn't know snakes could talk.
Devil: Yes, we do. But only if you're special. [Aside: BTW, I am the Devil!] Looky here, little girl. I have an Apple for you. Take it ...
Eve: An Apple! Shit! I could use a slice of Pepperoni Pizza right about now.
“The Fruit Was Never An Apple”, engraving by the Czech painter and engraver Max ล vabinsky (1873-1962).
Author's Note: If you wonder how come I put that engraving into this ... the Devil made me do it!
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