This year leading up the that spookiest of holidays Taxi Dave 2019 will be on display for a very surprise, extra special showing at New York's Guggenheim Museum. Needless to say, we are humbled, and honored. [About time!] It's a by-invitation-only event. So be nice!
Jim Matarazzo.
Beloved husband and father,
former North Caldwell NJ Mayor and Farmer.
Worked hard to the end — died with his boots on.
Please offer your ideas for riders.
"Take me to a brighter future. Now!"
"Where to?"
"Any place that's NOT red!"
Nancy! Please!
"I'm shaking things up!"
"Grrrl! You even scare the beast in me!"
"Hillary in a gesture of selflessly winning camaraderie sent these two young interns to help me while I get back on my feet"
[And ...guess who is ready to step up if necessary.]
"Mr. Whipple! Wussup?"
"I've been charged with beaucoup accusations of inappropriate behavior!"
[It's not so much that he squeezed the Charmin. It's how he did it, and how he looked at you while he did it that sicced the #MeToo's on him.]
R.I.P. — Rip.
"Mister. Mind if I stop for a cuppa?"
"It's my jam, brah."
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!"
"Let me guess ... Network!"
"Whatever."
[The apotheosis of post modern relativistic reductio ad absurdum.]
"Wassup, Yeezy"
"Well, didn't I say 2020? Ya'll be payin' attention, yo!"
Heaven's to Gypsy Boots! Hi-Ho Steverino!
[Who get's the reference?]
Dud ... Dude for the 2019 Zeitgeist.
"Here's the deal. You drive, I pay."
"Mr. Trump, there you go again ...
Another quid pro quo!"
"How's it hangin'? I'm David S. Pumpkins
... and, I'm gonna scare the hell out of you!
Any questions???"
Hillary: I'm seein' RED!
Tulsi: "But of course you are, dear. Just don't take it out on me!"
"Sweet Ride!"
Now, there's a Russian asset!
Hillary ... If you doubt me on that, ask Bill.
Heavy Duty.
"They'll never see us coming."
"No, no! IMPEACHMENT ... not Peaches!
Let's stay on track, and railroad this thing through!"
Approaching that holiday.ssssss
Show them to me!
Wassup, my Urban?
"Dolemite is my name.
And, fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!"
[Well, if that don't sine my pitty on the runny kine!]
"Any questions???"
Huh?
What?
Hey!
How?
NO!!!
Yikes!!!
Yeow!!!
Gee Willikers!!!
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!!!
WTF!!!
Watch this ...
Check out rides from yesteryears ...
2014
2016
2017
2018
"Any place that's NOT red!"
[And ...guess who is ready to step up if necessary.]
"Where we goin', Mister President?"
"That's a little fast, don't you think?"
"Sorry Mr. VICE President. Where we goin'?"
"Dunno. Let's just ride it out."
"I've been charged with beaucoup accusations of inappropriate behavior!"
[It's not so much that he squeezed the Charmin. It's how he did it, and how he looked at you while he did it that sicced the #MeToo's on him.]
"It's my jam, brah."
"Let me guess ... Network!"
[The apotheosis of post modern relativistic reductio ad absurdum.]
"Well, didn't I say 2020? Ya'll be payin' attention, yo!"
[Who get's the reference?]
"Mr. Trump, there you go again ...
Another quid pro quo!"
... and, I'm gonna scare the hell out of you!
Any questions???"
Tulsi: "But of course you are, dear. Just don't take it out on me!"
Hillary ... If you doubt me on that, ask Bill.
Let's stay on track, and railroad this thing through!"
"Dolemite is my name.
And, fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!"
[Well, if that don't sine my pitty on the runny kine!]
"Any questions???"
Huh?
What?
Hey!
How?
NO!!!
Yikes!!!
Yeow!!!
Gee Willikers!!!
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!!!
WTF!!!
Watch this ...
Check out rides from yesteryears ...
2014
2016
2017
2018
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