Friday, October 10, 2014

So, Your Single!

An elderly lady is looking for a beau. (Maybe a little desperately.) 

At a recent community social she meets a fine looking prospect.

She asks, โ€œSo, mister, tell me about yourself, will you please?โ€

โ€œWell, I just got out of prison.โ€

โ€œReally. What were you in prison for?โ€

โ€œFor murderโ€, he replies.

โ€œAnd, who did you murder?โ€

โ€œMy wife.โ€


โ€œSo . . . youโ€™re SINGLE!โ€


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