Friday, October 10, 2014

So, Your Single!

An elderly lady is looking for a beau. (Maybe a little desperately.) 

At a recent community social she meets a fine looking prospect.

She asks, “So, mister, tell me about yourself, will you please?”

“Well, I just got out of prison.”

“Really. What were you in prison for?”

“For murder”, he replies.

“And, who did you murder?”

“My wife.”


“So . . . you’re SINGLE!”


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