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Sexual Ombudsman

Job Description:

1. Be available to participate on behalf of employer in all male-female interactions.

2. Draft documents(s) of consent, with any and all particulars of what is and what is not permissible and appropriate.

3. Monitoring behavior(s) to validate conforming to said agreed upon conditions and/or prohibitions.

4. Sign affidavit attesting to proceedings and outcomes; both successful engagements, and claimed infractions.

5. Participate in any and all cases of contention, conflict resolution.

6. Must sign a no-contest agreement vis-a-vis any future claims against employer.

7. Must be skilled in audio-visual documentation.