THE Secret of the Pyramids

THE Secret of the Pyramids ... 

[Updated for Popular Consumption]

If you think this is about how they did it ... fuggedaboutit. Yet, maybe in what follows that will inspire some one smarty pants to figger that out too.

Those Egyptians went Green a long time ago. Like, now, we're going Green. "Sustainability" baby. You might at this point ask about if those fancy Egyptians had their shit so together over sustainability, show me then where the F are they? That's a question for the ages. Above my pay grade. Go figger.

We want to reduce our human emissions of gasses and all the other forms of shit what's been polluting the environment and contributing to global warming. Killing our planet, really. Fish? Do you know what's in your Fish? Do we even think there will be Fish? Don't look good, the way we're dumping into the water. 

What we got to show so far? Renewable energy. Electric cars. Photovoltaic. Wind power. It seems a good thing that we're looking to nature for guidance. Hurrah! Wind power. For sure. No polluting fossil fuels. Sun power. Yes!

I recently learned that the movement(s) of the Oceans themselves are being harnessed as motive power sources to convert into electricity. Waves, and currents. Wow! Yes! 

Maybe some smarty will come up with a way to generate electricity just out of the stomp, stomp, stomp of our shoes going where we are going and doin' whatever the F we want to do when we get there. That's a lot of steps. Somebody probably has already counted them. Look it up. Strength in numbers. 

Since we're looking now at the obvious — Nature — maybe some looking at some other obviousnesses. The Pyramids? The Pyramids!

That's right the Pyramids. Energy generators. This I don't think is a new idea. But, up until now mostly an esoteric, metaphysical speculation. But, what if there's something to it? 

My bright idea is based off this. On "mass pressure"; the pressure of mass. It could be that there's some kind of mass pressure focused in the design of those neatly stacked stones of the Pyramids. If we think of pressure as a movement, then maybe the Pyramids are in fact energy generators. If we entertain that possibility, let's see. What can we come up with? You can thank me later.

So the F what, you say? Here's the F what. How about we figger out how to use the mass pressure of those mountains as motive sources. They're just lying around anyway. Okay, so the snow melts and we get the water recycled. Fresh air up there. Nice challenge to climb. Thank you mountains! 

How about we convert the super tonnage to energy? I don't know how to do that. Hey, I'm an idea man. [See that pile of poop over there? I have an idea! Why don't you go and clean it up!] You do it!

That's it. Big whoop? Yes, big. Sustainability. "Mountainous"/"Mountaineous". What's the difference? If we can pull off what's my bright idea ... Big Diff!