Fucking Election 2024

There's a meme going around making the point that the 2024 election is not about the lesser of two evils, but that 46 is the indisputably true Human being; that is, compared to you know who.

Having been in a life career teaching Human Beingness based on fundamental scientific factualities, I have no idea where to begin to unpack that comparison of the two, at this date presumptive, candidates.

I will make some observations. 

ALERT! Political bias may be on full display. 

Seems we're into a level of political competition that puts the fate of the world on the line. My opponent is the end of the world as we know it. No! Your's is! Black and white. Trust. Whom? Do you reflect even that your point of view is just a product of all the media propaganda you've been fed like a fattened Goose? [Did you know there's a statistic that 80% don't read past the headlines.] Time for that Jesus moment, folks. 

We're at an end of an era. End of an age. Lots of conflict in the world as the prevailing myth bites the dust. The myth? Good old Cartesian based dualism. You and me. You, versus me. Adam and Eve made that first distinction, and look where it got us. Still thinking that we are smart enough to make a nice home in the paper bag prison cell we've been living in since we left the Garden. 

Wake-the-fuck-up time. Geez. Good versus bad. That's a zero sum game. Statis. Just vying over who will get to make and manage their version of the status quo, and according to their lights. Trouble is that game's end game is death. Nobody wins. If you don't think that is in the cards, read past the headlines. It's a global "chicken" game.

The true life game is based on the fundamental unity and the simple firm grasp of that obvious. Not just the rhetorical mumbo jumbo "I'm a uniter!" The illogic of that is that you have to have a "divided" what to "unite". And, remember, "What God has put together, let no Man put asunder". Which you can't. But, that wild and crazy couple in the Garden, they gave it a shot. And, we're still playing their game. Both sides of the aisle claim to be the one(s) to make that happen. Again, so much time vilifying our opponents, when praying for them sincerely would do some real good. Do you pray. Or, like it seems in the culture, God is dead?

The devil in the details of that line about being a uniter we hear from the pols is that their idea of unite can easily become a totalitarian battle cry to get everyone agreeing with their one point of view. United under one flag. Rah, rah! I've tried to point that out, but there are large swaths of the public convinced that they are so in the right, that anything goes to keep the evildoers out. Scary. Like some of the bullshit scenarios recently floated. Yet, we still have items showing up like how this one or that one is cozy with the evildoer enemies of State. Let me ask you, Pilgrim, how far are we gonna go with that? Like we are in Ukraine ... 'til the bitter end? Then, everbody loses.

Time to get back to the Garden. Do you know how? Is that even a question you'll entertain? If not, you're doomed. 

The candidates. I made a deliberate point to frame the election 2024 in terms of "fucking". As in, you're gonna get fucked one way or the other.

The choice is between one on one side that can't even get it up to fuck a Donkey in the ass; and, even if he could get it up wouldn't know what to do with it. The other one claiming to be able to make an Elephant weak in the knees.

Put another way. One is a French tickler on a big ass dildo hung on a Donkey puppet with who knows who's hand[s] are pulling the strings. So skilled is he after years of political posturing to put on a brave face as he getting himself fucked by that Donkey. And the other is all take charge, big dick bareback with a bunch of pushers at his back. Admittedly, not all pushing in line, so there's a little wiggle going on to make the ream job interesting.

So, take your choice. And, bend over. You won't like it. But that's only on account that it's all the other guy fault. C'mon man, I'm just trying to fix the mess the other guy left behind. Sound familiar? And, let's not get into the gender stuff. Strap on's are a thing, didn't you know.

If you have some reaction to the political framing just made, consider this. Either choice, do you think that the outcome for either's pie in the sky promises will be different? Which candidate is for an end to war? To poverty? To suffering? To the degradation of the planet? You do know that fighting for piece is like fucking for virginity. Do we always have the frame all our ventures as a "War On"?

This recently from Reuters: "The new arms package is worth billions of dollars and contains more than 1,800 MK84 2,000-pound bombs and 500 MK82 500-pound bombs, sources said. President Joe Biden on the same day said he was devastated by the suffering of the people Israel is bombing in the Gaza Strip and that “we must also pause to reflect on the pain being felt by so many in the Arab American community with the war in Gaza."

Yes, here's a pause ...

Now, let 'em have it! Bombs away! Praise the Lord! With God on our side. 

Now, that is a Human response if I ever heard one. Like wishing for lube from the rapist shedding a tear for the victim.