Talk About the Devil? Talk with the Devil! 

[THE Devil, that is.]

Who are you? 

I’m the Devil. 

A Devil or THE DEVIL? 

Up to you, pal. Boo!

So now what? 

I want to be friends with you. 

Alright. What's the catch?

Oh, and one more thing ... I will never surrender and I will never stop trying to fuck you up! 

Some friend. 

At least I was honest.