Come on Down*! There's a place I know ...

*And, by "Down" we mean down and dirty. 

Yes, in the all but certain soon to be presidential reign of one Mr. Donald J. Trump, in a world were political correctness will be banished, Dave's Dirtie Boogie Cafe is the place to be.

At Dave's, bad behavior is not only condoned, it is expected. Otherwise, take a walk! And, anyone found taking offense at anything seen or heard on the premises will also be shown the door. 

But, as the sign says, "JUST KEEP THE PANTS ON".