Sunday, September 18, 2016

There's a Clock in the Window


Out for a stroll early Sunday in the old part of town a tourist sees a shop with a big clock in the window. It's open. The fellow's watch is broken, so he decides to go in and have it fixed.

โ€œI donโ€™t repair watches,โ€ states the proprietor. โ€œI am a mohel. I perform the ceremonial circumcisions in the Jewish tradition.โ€

Flabbergasted, the man rejoins, โ€œBut, you have a clock in the window!โ€

โ€œSo, mister, tell me ... what would you put in the window?โ€


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