Sunday, May 11, 2014

Jokes Mom Told

You might not tell from her expression in the above photo, but my mother enjoyed hearing a good joke. Told some herself too . . .

A women up in years was very anxious to wed. At a social mixer one evening she met a man, and they seemed to hit it off.

"Tell me about yourself?" she asked.

"Well, I just got out of prison."

"Prison? What did you do?"

"Murder, he confessed". 

"Who did you kill?" she asked.

"My wife."

"Oh . . . so you're single!"



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