Taxi Dave 2022 Completo ...

 

It's that time of year again. Taxi Dave takes to the highways and byways rolling up to Halloween 2022 in his usual fine style. 

Don't call Uber, that's so over. Call Taxi Dave! Lyft? Phffft!

[New entries daily ... the Lord willing. Keep abreast all you millions of Wronski's Wreader Groupies!]

No telling who's gonna hail for a ride. Usually whosever is in the news, or springs to mind. You'll see.

"Top of mind ... get me the heck outa here!"

"He sees dead people" 

would have been the better answer.

"She likes me! She really likes me!"

"Take me to the border!"

"Lady, it's a long way to the Mexican Border!"

"You're wrong again, you deplorable! ... 

The North/South Korean border!"

Careful, boys, don't fallout!

Spectacular full Moon tonight!

Is this now only just a cliché?

Armageddon on the horizon? Who you gonna call? "Dramabusters."

Vote! Fat Bear Contest.

How did that song go? ... 

"We were knee deep in the big muddy, 

and the damn fool kept yelling to push on."

"I will eventually be President in my lifetime." — Ye

Has "PEACE" become a dirty word?

He's my co-pilot!

Bring it!

How's it hangin'? I'm David S. Pumpkins and I'm gonna scare the hell out of you! Any questions?

Montclair friend Carol the Birthday Girl

When Dolly dreams of breaking bad.

 

Play This!

Of all things to do with Potatoes!

He takes the cake!

Dude! Why so extra? We're just goin' for Pizza!

Who's that in the passenger seat? 

It's an Itralian ghost. A fun ghoul.

Pick your tune ...

THERE'S MORE!

GET DOWN!

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Piers Morgan Interviews Ye

Piers Morgan Interviews Ye ...

The End of the Romantic Era

 The End of the Romantic Era

Ah, love! Ain't it grand? 

You know that Frank Zappa tune, Broken Hearts are for Assholes? Let me cut to the chase. You're an asshole!

Why would I say something rude like that to little old you, you may ask? If you actually find it rude — and don't grock the truth of it — then it proves my point. Only an asshole would find that rude!

Seriously ... It's time we end the myth of living as if people and things do things to us. 

Here's a scenario typical to the romantic love thing:

Ah! I like what I feel when I'm with you! I love you. Be mine! Now that you're mine, sometimes I don't feel so good. [But, that's actually good if you care to look into it further.] I don't like what I feel around you. I don't love you. Fuck off!

So, Pilgrim, who's responsible for your orgasm? Or, for anything else you think and feel. You are! And, if you don't think so ... then, you are indeed an asshole.

Eve's Conversation with the Devil ... 2022 Version

 Eve's Conversation with the Devil

... 2022 Version

Devil: Hey there! You sweet thing.

Eve: Who, me?

Devil: I don't see any other sweet things around here. Only ... him.

Eve: So? I didn't know snakes could talk.

Devil: Yes, we do. But only if you're special. [Aside: BTW, I am the Devil!] Looky here, little girl. I have an Apple for you. Take it ...

Eve: An Apple! Shit! I could use a slice of Pepperoni Pizza right about now.

“The Fruit Was Never An Apple”, engraving by the Czech painter and engraver Max Švabinsky (1873-1962).

Author's Note: If you wonder how come I put that engraving into this ... the Devil made me do it!

 Talk About the Devil? Talk with the Devil! 

[THE Devil, that is.]

Who are you? 

I’m the Devil. 

A Devil or THE DEVIL? 

Up to you, pal. Boo!

So now what? 

I want to be friends with you. 

Alright. What's the catch?

Oh, and one more thing ... I will never surrender and I will never stop trying to fuck you up! 

Some friend. 

At least I was honest.

"Health Capsule" ... by DAVID D. WRONSKI

 "Health Capsule" ... 

by THE DAVID D. WRONSKI

Body/Mind, Mind/Body ... Feelings/thoughts, thoughts/feelings. 

Like that. They go together. You may have noticed.

So, if they go together, then they can be separated. Right? Who put them together anyway?

Together. Two halves. Like a capsule? A capsule! Of the Rx type.

Do it now!

"Health Capsule" ... by DAVID D. WRONSKI

How's it work?:

So simple. Just like it is with that little capsule pill, you open it up. Really, you pull it apart. That is, you let the thoughts be and you put your attention on the feelings. What feelings? Right now; those feelings. Just look. No feeling? Be with that. Just that. [That's rich ... no feelings.]

If the usual of things is to get stuck in the mental discourse going on in your head — you know, that voice inside you head that you take to be "me" — then the balance needed is on the side of feeling. Just try it. You'll see.

How much?: PLENTY

"Health Capsule" ... by DAVID D. WRONSKI

At your service.

[Take one, and call me in the morning.] 

[[But, only call if you want.]

Taxi Dave 2022 [Updated Daily]

 

It's that time of year again. Taxi Dave takes to the highways and byways rolling up to Halloween 2022 in his usual fine style. 

Don't call Uber, that's so over. Call Taxi Dave! Lyft? Phffft!

[New entries daily ... the Lord willing. Keep abreast all you millions of Wronski's Wreader Groupies!]

No telling who's gonna hail for a ride. Usually whosever is in the news, or springs to mind. You'll see.

"Top of mind ... get me the heck outa here!"

"He sees dead people" 

would have been the better answer.

"She likes me! She really likes me!"

"Take me to the border!"

"Lady, it's a long way to the Mexican Border!"

"You're wrong again, you deplorable! ... 

The North/South Korean border!"

Careful, boys, don't fallout!

Spectacular full Moon tonight!

Is this now only just a cliché?

Armageddon on the horizon? Who you gonna call? "Dramabusters."

Vote! Fat Bear Contest.

How did that song go? ... 

"We were knee deep in the big muddy, 

and the damn fool kept yelling to push on."

"I will eventually be President in my lifetime." — Ye

Has "PEACE" become a dirty word?

He's my co-pilot!

Bring it!

How's it hangin'? I'm David S. Pumpkins and I'm gonna scare the hell out of you! Any questions?

Montclair friend Carol the Birthday Girl

When Dolly dreams of breaking bad.

 

Play This!

Of all things to do with Potatoes!

He takes the cake!

Dude! Why so extra? We're just goin' for Pizza!

Who's that in the passenger seat? 

It's an Itralian ghost. A fun ghoul.

Pick your tune ...

THERE'S MORE!

GET DOWN!

2014

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2019

2020

2021

2023

2024