Annually, Halloween seems to come around year in and year out. On the lead up to that festivity your friend David D. Wronski takes to the highways and byways of Gotham in one of his fleet of taxis. Picking up whomsoever and whatsoever hails for his services.
Be prepared for a daily posting. Be astonished, dumbfounded, amused, bemused, befuddled, enlightened, disabused, and generally entertained.
Enjoy the ride!
๐๐๐ฑ๐ข ๐๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐! ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐ซ ๐, ๐๐๐๐.
๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ ๐ง๐๐ฐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ-๐๐๐ฑ๐ข. "๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ, ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ฉ."
Boychik ... PEASE!
๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ...
๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐?
๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ซ
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ซ๐ฒ ... ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ซ๐ฒ.
"๐๐จ ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ ...".
[๐ซ๐๐. ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ก๐ ๐
๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ]
"๐๐ฌ๐ค ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐จ๐๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ."
[๐๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง'๐ญ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐?]
"๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐จ?"
"๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ...
๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ!"
๐๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐: ๐๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ซ.
๐
๐๐: ๐๐ก๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ. ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐ฌ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ. ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐.
๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง'
๐๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ซ
๐๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ.
๐๐ฐ๐๐๐ญ ๐ซ๐ข๐๐!
๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐
"๐๐จ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ก๐๐ฆ"!
[๐๐ก๐๐ข๐ค๐ก ๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐๐จ๐ซ๐ก๐จ๐จ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ณ๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐๐๐ญ. ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐.
๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ/๐๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ง๐]
๐.๐.๐.๐.:
๐๐ญ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐๐ง ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฌ.
[๐๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐, ๐๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐
๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ง๐๐๐ณ]
๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ!
[๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐
๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐]
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