Mr. Richard Simmons

My favorite movie star!

I worked at a once famous New York City toy and gift store called Johnny Jupiter. Fun stuff. And, a fun experience. I worked the cash register, and bantered with the customers. Many celebrities.

One very recognizable celebrity was America’s Fitness Guru Himself, the ever electric Mr. Richard Simmons. He is my very most favorite movie star! Ever! And, I never missed an opportunity to say so. Always loudly so the exaggeration was heard by everyone in the store. 

When he was in town he would often come in and load up on gifts. He always created a big stir with the customers. I liked to tease him. Sort of like Dave Letterman when they were on speaking terms. (Lover’s quarrel?) 

Even in the winter time Richard would emerge from his car with a glittery sports tank top covering up some very short shorts. Very! I had to ask on more than one occasion if he was wearing anything at all under that tank top? 

He was always more than happy to interact with the customers. “Mr. Simmons, are you available for autographs?” “Why, yes, I am.” Then I announced in a raised voice — you should know the shop was very, very small — “Attention shoppers, Mr. Richard Simmons will autograph your shopping bag.” 

He was beaming. 

Then I added “… with every $50 purchase.” 

He froze, hands on hips, with the evil eye for me. Yet, it was for laffs. He was hip to it.

PS Today is July 13, 2024 and I'm adding this in tribute to his passing today. RIP, Richard.

Once, as I was handing him his credit card back he clasped my hands and said, "I want you!" I said, "Richard, we'll dance in our hearts!"

I know souls are connected. I don't know if time and circumstance make much of a difference. That is, is any connection stronger than others? Maybe in the immagination only. Isn't it so that God is One? Then, this separation thing that appears to our senses is only an illusion. Like the Sun going down is on account of the world spinning round. 

A connection, is a connection. Howsoever you want to parse it. 

Today in my dancing heart I'll think of Richard Simmons. 

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