The Prez Sets the New Sartorial Tone

In the Trump nation you will be best dressed if you wear your tie in the new fashion. 

This not only displays the finery of the material of your cravat, it also let's others know where you stand in the pecking order. Pecker order?

Tie your tie so that the bottom point meets the level of the tip of your flaccid penis. Is there another explanation for the too long tie?

Here, as in all manly endeavors, a certain integrity should be observed. No tugging or pulling. Just as it falls, au naturale. You can let the bits warm up after a swim or a cold shower. That's permitted. Also, whole body shaking. Whole body, as in head to toe. But, not the dangler itself.

By this metric Colbert is obviously ahead of the President.

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